Q: Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.
Q: Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? A: The noise gave her a headache.
Q: What goes vroom, screech, vroom, screech, vroom, screech? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? A: Knock on the door.
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? A: To see what was on the other side.
Q: Did you hear about Pepsi's new soda just for blondes? A: It has "open other end" printed on the bottom.
Q: Why do blondes always rapidly flap their hands towards theirs ears? A: They're refuelling.
Q: Why did the blonde purchase an AM radio? A: She didn't want one for nights.
Q: What about the blonde who gave birth to twins? A: Her husband is out looking for the other man.
Q: Did you hear about the dead blonde in the closet? A: She was last years hide and seek winner.
Q: What is dumber than a brunette building a fire under the water? A: A blonde trying to put it out.
Q: Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? A: To get chocolate milk.
Q: What do you call a blonde with a brand new PC? A: A dumb terminal.
Q: Why are blonde jokes so easy to understand? A: So brunettes can understand them.
Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs? A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.
Q: What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde? A: Perri-air.
Q: When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head? A: When you have a tire pump to reinflate it!
Q: Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? A: The noise gave her a headache.
Q: What goes vroom, screech, vroom, screech, vroom, screech? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? A: Knock on the door.
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? A: To see what was on the other side.
Q: Did you hear about Pepsi's new soda just for blondes? A: It has "open other end" printed on the bottom.
Q: Why do blondes always rapidly flap their hands towards theirs ears? A: They're refuelling.
Q: Why did the blonde purchase an AM radio? A: She didn't want one for nights.
Q: What about the blonde who gave birth to twins? A: Her husband is out looking for the other man.
Q: Did you hear about the dead blonde in the closet? A: She was last years hide and seek winner.
Q: What is dumber than a brunette building a fire under the water? A: A blonde trying to put it out.
Q: Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? A: To get chocolate milk.
Q: What do you call a blonde with a brand new PC? A: A dumb terminal.
Q: Why are blonde jokes so easy to understand? A: So brunettes can understand them.
Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs? A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.
Q: What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde? A: Perri-air.
Q: When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head? A: When you have a tire pump to reinflate it!
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