Q: What do you call the blonde in a horror movie? A: Dead meat.
Q. Why don't blondes eat pickles? A. Because they can't get their head in the jar.
Q. What do you call a basement full of blondes? A. A wine cellar.
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday? A: Tell her a joke on Monday!
Q: What do you call a blonde on a University Campus? A: A visitor.
Q. Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces? A. From eating with forks.
Q: Have you heard what my blond neighbor wrote on the bottom of her swimming pool? A: No smoking.
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them.
Q: How do you tell if a blonde writes Mysteries? A: She's got a checkbook.
Q: What do you call three blondes in a Volkswagen? A: FARFROMTHINKEN
Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two, one to hold the light bulb and one to spin the ladder around!
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating? A: By the buckle print on her forehead.
Q. Why did the blonde snort Nutra-Sweet? A. She thought it was diet coke.
Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben is only a clock.
Q. Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins? A. She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice can for hours? A. Because it said 'concentrate'.
Q. Why do blondes wear earmuffs? A. To avoid the draft.
Q. What do blonde virgins eat? A. Baby food.
Q. Why did the blonde take two hits of acid? A. She wanted to go on a round trip.
Q. Why don't blondes eat pickles? A. Because they can't get their head in the jar.
Q. What do you call a basement full of blondes? A. A wine cellar.
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday? A: Tell her a joke on Monday!
Q: What do you call a blonde on a University Campus? A: A visitor.
Q. Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces? A. From eating with forks.
Q: Have you heard what my blond neighbor wrote on the bottom of her swimming pool? A: No smoking.
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them.
Q: How do you tell if a blonde writes Mysteries? A: She's got a checkbook.
Q: What do you call three blondes in a Volkswagen? A: FARFROMTHINKEN
Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two, one to hold the light bulb and one to spin the ladder around!
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating? A: By the buckle print on her forehead.
Q. Why did the blonde snort Nutra-Sweet? A. She thought it was diet coke.
Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben is only a clock.
Q. Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins? A. She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice can for hours? A. Because it said 'concentrate'.
Q. Why do blondes wear earmuffs? A. To avoid the draft.
Q. What do blonde virgins eat? A. Baby food.
Q. Why did the blonde take two hits of acid? A. She wanted to go on a round trip.
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