Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: To keep from bruising their ears.
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up? A: To catch as much as they can that is over their heads.
Q: Why don't blondes make good pharmacists? A: They can't get the bottle into the typewriter.
Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency? A: They can't remember the number.
Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency? A: She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.
Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads.
Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk? A: The cow fell on her.
Q: How did the blonde burn her nose? A: Bobbing for french fries.
Q: Why did it take the blonde seven days to drive from St. Louis to Chicago? A: She kept seeing signs that read "stop clean bathroom".
Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up? A: None of them, two don't exist and the dumb blonde thought it was a gum wrapper.
Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first? A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions.
Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You don't. They're born that way.
Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms? A: They're too hard to peel.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook? A: She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on? A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them.
Q: What does a blonde say if you blow in his/her ear? A: "Thanks for the refill!"
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel? A: An Air Bag.
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW? A: Divorcee'
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up? A: To catch as much as they can that is over their heads.
Q: Why don't blondes make good pharmacists? A: They can't get the bottle into the typewriter.
Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency? A: They can't remember the number.
Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency? A: She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.
Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads.
Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk? A: The cow fell on her.
Q: How did the blonde burn her nose? A: Bobbing for french fries.
Q: Why did it take the blonde seven days to drive from St. Louis to Chicago? A: She kept seeing signs that read "stop clean bathroom".
Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up? A: None of them, two don't exist and the dumb blonde thought it was a gum wrapper.
Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first? A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions.
Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You don't. They're born that way.
Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms? A: They're too hard to peel.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook? A: She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on? A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them.
Q: What does a blonde say if you blow in his/her ear? A: "Thanks for the refill!"
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel? A: An Air Bag.
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW? A: Divorcee'
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